"The homemaker has the ultimate career. All other careers exist for one purpose only - and that is to support the ultimate career. "
Some quotes you might enjoy:
"People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one."
~Leo J. Burke
"It sometimes happens, even in the best of families, that a baby is born. This is not necessarily cause for alarm. The important thing is to keep your wits about you and borrow some money."
~Elinor Goulding Smith
"We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today."
~Stacia Tauscher
"I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring."
~Liz Armbruster, on robertbrault.com
"Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it."
~Harold Hulbert
"Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky."
~Fran Lebowitz
Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next. ~Franklin P. Jones
"There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep."
~Ralph Waldo Emerson
"It is not easy to be crafty and winsome at the same time, and few accomplish it after the age of six. "
~John W. Gardner and Francesca Gardner Reese
"A child seldom needs a good talking to as a good listening to."
~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com
"If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory."
~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com
"There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age."
~Benjamin Spock, Dr. Spock's Baby and Child Care, 1945
"Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing." ~Phyllis Diller
"Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed."
~Robert Gallagher